نكت انجليزية english jokes

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النكتة الاولى:-
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.


النكتة الثانية:-
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.


النكتة الثالثة:-
Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.


النكتة الرابعة:-
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice.



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